Don’t Even Want To Know What A Milkshake Is

(My store is selling goodie bags of various candies as stocking stuffers. One of the candies we use are colorful chocolate-flavored spheres a little smaller than gumballs. We use only white ones for the goodie bags. The label refers to them as ‘snowman poop,’ with a little poem about how the child it’s for has been naughty. A couple roaming the store have caught sight of the goodie bags, and the man is particularly interested in the snowman poop.)

Man: “Snowman poop? It’s normally marshmallows… He must have been constipated!”

(I double over laughing, and the man begins cheering for himself for having caused such a reaction.)