Don’t Drink And Parent
(My sixteen-year-old daughter is taking drivers’ education at her school. The first part takes place in the classroom, followed by practical experience driving a car. Parents are allowed to attend the classroom part if they wish.)
Instructor: “Now, the law for drinking and driving for new drivers is very strict. It’s a zero-tolerance policy.”
(The mother of one of the kids raises her hand.)
Mother: “What does that mean?”
Instructor: “That means that your kids won’t be allowed to have any alcohol if they’re going to be driving within a certain timeframe.”
Mother: “I don’t get it.”
Instructor: “It’s actually very simple. If your kid will be driving within [number of hours], they can’t have any alcohol.”
Mother: “None?“
Instructor: “None.”
Mother: “But let’s say that my son is at a party, and he’s going to be there for an hour; it’s okay if he has just one beer, right?”
Instructor: *stares at her* “No.”
Mother: “No? But it’s just one beer!”
Instructor: *starting to lose patience* “No alcohol. Period.”
Mother: “But—”
Instructor: “NO. ALCOHOL.”
Mother: “…”
(Her son looked mortified.)
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