Don’t Drink And Drive Or You’ll Spill Jesus’ Blood
(As I am driving along in my squad car I see someone driving while drinking a water bottle full of a dark red liquid. I pull up next to them at a red light.)
Me: “Is that wine?”
Driver: “….d***, Jesus did it again.”
(I arrested her, needless to say.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
