Don’t Drink And Drive Home The Point

(We’re having a party that’s just wrapping up. One friend has clearly had too much to drink.)

Me: “[Friend], you need to stay here tonight. You are in no condition to drive.”

Friend: “What? Are you saying I’m drunk?”

Everyone: “Yes!”

Friend: “C’mon guys. I had a few dr—” *burp* “—drinks, but I’m not—” *hic* “—drunk!

Me: “That’s not helping your case there, buddy.”