Don’t Do Point-Five Past Light-Speed Under Influence

| Related | December 19, 2015

(I’m at home with my grandma. The front door opens, and in walks my mom from work.)

Mom: “…Who’s Han Solo?”

Me: “Everybody knows who he is, mom… He’s in Star Wars.”

Mom: “But who is he?”

Me: “He’s Harrison Ford!”

Mom: “Oh, I thought he was Skywalker.”

(Suddenly, my grandma interjects.)

Grandma: “Oh yeah, Heineken Skywalker!”

Me: *face-palm* “You know that’s beer, right?”

Grandma: “Yeah, I know. Same s***!”

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