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Don’t Do Drugs While Holding Scissors

| Related | July 18, 2016

(My sister just got Windows 10 and it’s been doing a lot of weird, sometimes questionable things while she tries to figure out how to use it. I look over at her to find her staring blankly at the laptop screen.)

Me: “You look really confused.”

Sister: “Yeah… I’m trying to figure out why Cortana made a Bing search even though I never even said “Hey, Cortana”…”

Me: “Maybe you accidentally clicked on the ask button. That’s not really confusing.”

Sister: “That’s not why I’m confused. I’m confused because I’m trying to figure out what I might have said that made her do a Bing search for ‘scissors hash’…”

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