Don’t Dessert Your Calling

(I made tiramisu as a treat for my husband and me. I have not told my daughter about it.)

Me: *to husband* “Perhaps later we can enjoy some—”

Daughter: “Ooh! I want tiramisu!”

Me: “[Daughter], you need to open a phone hotline and charge people to talk to you.”

Daughter: “Why?”

Me: “Because you’re clearly psychic.”