Don’t Count On Relationships Lasting

(I’m trying to get organized and make a list of important dates to hang on my wall. One of the dates is my two month anniversary with my boyfriend, because I’d forgotten last month. My brother comes in and starts reading the list.)

Brother: “Friday is the 8th? What’s that?”

Me: “It’s mine and [boyfriend’s] two month.”

Brother: “You’re still with that kid? It’s been like… a whole month.”