Don’t Cheapen It

(My boyfriend and I live together. We met online on a free dating site and have been together almost a year. We are sitting on the couch watching TV when a commercial comes on for another free dating site. The commercial is comparing a free dating site and a paid dating site, saying that you don’t have to put out money to “find love.”)

Me: “Look, we’re proof you can find love on a free dating site.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, we found each other on a dating site for cheap people!”