Don’t Call Us; We’ll Call You

With the housing market being insane lately, I get a cold-call at least once a week from realtors almost begging me to sell my house. Two days after we refinance, we get yet another cold-call.

Realtor: “Hi, [My Name]. This is [Realtor] with [Company]. I’m interested in your property and understand you have a mortgage for [amount]?”

Me: “Nope. Just refinanced.”

Realtor: “Oh…” *Long pause* “Was it for more than [amount]?”

Me: “A lot more.”

Realtor: “Um… was it more than six months ago?”

Me: “It was literally two days ago, dude.”

Realtor: “Oh… um… I guess we can’t help you, then.”

Me: “Didn’t ask for it. Bye now.”