Don’t Call Me Baby

| USA | Romantic | October 22, 2012

(When people ask how my husband and I met, it often leads to funny conversations.)

Friend: “How did you two first meet?”

Husband: “She was naked in the bath.”

Friend: “Uh, okay, I didn’t need to know that specific.”

Me: “And, I don’t even remember it.”

Husband: “Neither do I. Our parents told us.”

Friend: *wide-eyed* “What? You guys drunk or something?”

Husband: “I also tried to get in with her, but her mom kicked me out.”

Friend: “Excuse me?! Is this a joke?”

Husband: “Nope.”

Friend: *silent, tense pause*

Me: “I was six months old, and he was one.”

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