Don’t Bring Jesus Into The Bedroom
(My husband and I recently ordered some toys for the bedroom online because we figured we might give it a try. Fast forward to the day of arrival. We get woken up by loud bangs on the door, which I find odd since we have a loud and functioning doorbell, but since I’m fairly confident it must be for a good reason, I go and sleepily open the door. I am greeted by the angry face of a delivery driver in his mid-40s.)
Driver: “You are a disgrace to Jesus.”
Me: *trying to not fall asleep where I stand* “Wha…?”
Driver: “I am not giving you this.”
(This is where I notice the large package in his hands. It’s ripped open and barely taped together on one side. I also start to understand what’s going on.)
Me: “I don’t need your opinion on my purchases, thank you very much.”
Driver: “I am not giving you this. I can’t have you insult Jesus!”
Me: “Give. Me. My. Package.”
Driver: “NO!” *stomps off*
Me: *baffled*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?