Don’t Befuddle The Puddle

| USA | Romantic | February 10, 2013

(My girlfriend inadvertently calls another guy hot. After seeing that the comment has bothered me, she tries to cheer me up.)

Girlfriend: “Babe, you’re ten times hotter than him. I chose you didn’t I?”

Me: “Yeah, but you always say it’s personality that counts.”

Girlfriend: “It is, but I got both with you.”

Me: “Okay.”

Girlfriend: “Seriously? I’m f***ing shallow. Anyone here will tell you that.”

My Best Friend: “Yeah, dude. She’s about as deep as a puddle.”

Girlfriend: “Therefore, you’re hot. So shut up.”

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