Don’t Be Too Over-Beer-ing
(It’s a cold night, and the bar is pretty empty as people have been advised to stay inside. One customer is at the bar, and it appears he’s been there for some time.)
Customer: “I’ll take a scotch, a beer, and a shot of gin!”
Bartender: “Um… how about we just start with the beer?”
Customer: “How about you start to shut up?”
Bartender: “If you can’t act straight, you ain’t gettin’ served.”
Customer: “Start with the beer.”
Bartender: “Okay, thank you, sir.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.