Don’t Be Such A Tree Sap

| Working | December 23, 2015

(I’m at a market with my father. Our cashier seems a little ditzy. This is just after we cut down our Christmas tree.)

Cashier: “And what have you done today?”

Dad: “We just killed a tree!”

Cashier: “What do you mean?”

Me: “We. Cut. It. Down.”

Cashier: “Well, that sounds brutal!”

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