Don’t Be Sour Grapes
I work at Chipotle.
Customer: “Can I have the white salsa?”
Me: “Can you point to it?”
Customer: “There, the white salsa.”
Me: “That’s sour cream.”
Customer: *Annoyed now.* “Yeah, the white salsa!”
Next day:
Customer: “Can I get some of that… uh… albino-a** queso?”
Me: *Sigh…*
You’d be surprised how many different names people call sour cream.






