Don’t Be Sour About The Sweets

| Learning | August 12, 2015

(There is a kid in my home room who’s a bit of a slacker and frequently gets into trouble. He also always has candy with him. I have to sit across from him in homeroom, and one morning when we have a substitute teacher this happens.)

Sub: “[Student], are you really eating Swedish Fish right now?!”

(He did, in fact, have a full box of Swedish fish. The sub confiscates it, at which point he turns to the kids at our table and says:)

Student: “Joke’s on you; I still got Sour Patch Kids!”

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