Don’t Be A Pig, Deer

, , , , , | Friendly | April 6, 2020

Our city has a 200-acre park, divided between woods and sports facilities. I am walking my dog and encounter a man with a huge potbelly pig. A bit later, I see him again talking to some people. Nature takes its course and the pig poops. I wave a plastic bag.

Me: “Sir! Do you need a bag?”

Man: “No, it’s just like a deer going in the woods.”

Me: *Thinking* “You’re on the ball field, man.”

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