Don’t Be A Data Hater
Customer: “May I ask you something?”
Me: “Of course. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I’ve got some dirty DVDs. How could I clean them?”
Me: “You should use a very soft towel with warm water. Don’t use too much. After cleaning, you polish the disks. That should work.”
Customer: “Are you serious? I could smear everything!”
Me: “No, the dirt will go away.”
Customer: “Not the dirt. The data!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
