Don’t Ask What He Puts In His Granola
(A customer comes in, and looks confused for several minutes.)
Me: “Sir, can I help you find something?”
Customer: “Where is the yogurt?”
Me: “All of our dairy products are in the cooler.”
Customer: “No, yogurt. You know, yogurt that you put under your arms.”
Me: “…you mean deodorant?”
Customer: “Yes, yogurt!”
Me: “…aisle four.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
