Don’t Ask If You See Red

, , , , , | Related | December 30, 2019

(During a particularly heavy period, I end up bleeding through my pad and onto my sheets during the night. When it doesn’t initially come out, I spray some stain remover on the faded stain and throw it back in the washing machine, something my dad notices me doing.)

Dad: “What’s going on? Did you spill something?”

Me: *deadpan* “Yeah, my vagina.”

Dad: *pause* “I guess I asked.”

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