Done Away With Your Birthday
Roommate: “Hey, do you work tonight?”
Me: “I work every Sunday night, don’t I?”
Roommate: “Oh. So… why does my calendar say today is your birthday?”
Me: “…because it’s my birthday.”
Roommate: “How was I supposed to know?”
Me: “Well, considering that my birthday has been the same day every year for the 15 years you’ve known me. And, you know, you wrote it on your calendar.”
Roommate: “I swear we celebrated your birthday a couple of months ago.”
Me: “…that was [His Fiancé]’s birthday… I wasn’t even here that night…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?