Don LaFontaine Approves

, , , , | Related | November 13, 2019

Brother: “You know who I miss?”

Me: “Who?”

Brother: “That dramatic movie trailer voiceover guy. He died a few years ago.”

Me: “Which guy?”

Brother: “You know, the ‘in a world’ guy?”

Me: “Uh…”

Brother: “The ‘in a world’ guy! You know, that guy who was always like–” *starts impersonating the “in a world” guy* “–IN A WORLD where glooble fleeble zork, ONE MAN will doobity doobity doo! This Frobucember, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is… blah blah blah, yakity schmakity, something about gerbils, blah blah blah! Rated [loud snorting noise]!”

Me: “What the f*** is wrong with you?”

Brother: *cheerfully* “What isn’t?”

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