Dollar For Dollar, This Customer Is Just Stupid
I work in a dollar store. Nothing has an individual price sticker because of all the giant “EVERYTHING IS ONE DOLLAR!” signs all over the store.
Customer: “How much is this?”
Me: “A dollar.”
Customer: “How am I supposed to know that?”
Me: “This is a dollar store, sir. Every item is a dollar, without exception.”
Customer: *Picks up another item* “Well, how much is this, then?”
Me: “Still a dollar, sir. Like everything in the store.”
Customer: “So, like, nothing is on sale?”
Me: “Everything is on sale for a dollar.”
Customer: *Picks up another item* “How much is this?”
Me: “A dollar.”
Customer: *Picks up another item* “How much is this?”
Me: “Two dollars?”
Customer: “Really?”
Me: “Yeah, but it’s on sale for half price.”
Customer: “That’s great!”
He bought ten.
