If I Had A Dollar Every Time I Heard That

, , , | Right | February 21, 2018

(I’m currently sweeping the parking lot, and I’m prepared for dumb customer jokes that I’ve heard a hundred times.)

Regular: “After you’re done doing that here, come over to my house!” *laughs*

Me: “Hmm, okay, but I charge a hundred dollars an hour.”

Regular: *seems genuinely offended*

Me: “…”

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