Doing Lines At The Gym

(The staff accommodation I live in has started to come to our flats and look for illegal substances after finding drugs in one tenant’s room, which is not only against the law, but punishable by death here. They come to my room and they have sent one of the female supervisors. They start opening closets and drawers and she finds my husband’s 5kg box of vanilla protein powder he uses for the gym.)

Supervisor: “What is this? Is this drugs?”

Me: “Yeah, cocaine now comes in 5kg boxes.”

(She was let go shortly after that and other similar episodes.)