Doing It Like Animals

(The guy I’m seeing and I are laying in bed after a love making session. All of this is still relatively new to me, so I ask him if I could have done anything better.)

Him: “I enjoyed it, but I felt like you were too tense. Every time I went to do something different, you would get jumpy. You need to relax. You were like a caffeinated squirrel.”

Me: “A caffeinated squirrel?”

Him: “My cute caffeinated squirrel!”