Doing Favors On Your Knees

| Saskatchewan, Canada | Right | July 6, 2011

(I am on my knees cleaning up a display that has very low shelves.)

Customer: *whispering* “Make sure you say some for me while you’re down there.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Well, I just thought since you were on your knees you must be praying. I could use some prayers.”

Me: “I’m just cleaning the bottom shelf.”

Customer: “Well, can you say one for me while you’re down there?”

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  • Scott Frank Clemons

    Sure, here’s one:

    “Oh LORD, grant that this jackass will leave me alone in the next three minutes, else the devil may take me for smiting him with unholy rage.”

  • ITrollLiberals

    In b4 atheists go
    Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • Christina Veronica Larsson

    Um… I get people saying that to me while I’m cleaning the shop, too, but it’s usually meant as a joke.