Doing Each Other’s Bidding

| Related | October 2, 2013

(I am spending time at my uncle’s house. My uncle is on his computer.)

Uncle: “There’s this jack-a** that keeps bidding on the same tractor I want. He’s driven up the price quite a bit.”

Me: “Oh, are there a lot of people after it?”

Uncle: “No, just one other person.”

(I’m getting bored, and decide to go downstairs to see what my other visiting uncle is doing.)

Me: “What are you up to?”

Other Uncle: “I’m placing bids on this tractor. Your uncle and I want to use parts to make a cord wood processor. Someone else wants it as bad as I do.”

Me: *holding back my laughter* “The one [Uncle] is bidding on looks pretty nice too.”

Other Uncle: *string of expletives that don’t need to be repeated*

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