Doing Each Other’s Bidding
(I am spending time at my uncle’s house. My uncle is on his computer.)
Uncle: “There’s this jack-a** that keeps bidding on the same tractor I want. He’s driven up the price quite a bit.”
Me: “Oh, are there a lot of people after it?”
Uncle: “No, just one other person.”
(I’m getting bored, and decide to go downstairs to see what my other visiting uncle is doing.)
Me: “What are you up to?”
Other Uncle: “I’m placing bids on this tractor. Your uncle and I want to use parts to make a cord wood processor. Someone else wants it as bad as I do.”
Me: *holding back my laughter* “The one [Uncle] is bidding on looks pretty nice too.”
Other Uncle: *string of expletives that don’t need to be repeated*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
