Doing A Number On The Teacher
(My statistics teacher is a sweet, slightly ditzy lady. We are working through a problem as a class while she writes the work out on the board.)
Teacher: “Okay, so what number did you get from that?”
Student #1: “4.03.”
Teacher: *confused look* “What?”
Student #2: “It’s… 4.03.”
Teacher: *blankly “Four…?”
Student #1: *nods*
Teacher: *writes ‘1.04’ on the board*
Student #1: “Sorry, that’s supposed to be 4.03.”
Teacher: “Oh!” *writes correct number*
(Later as we are working through another problem based on the same data.)
Teacher: *embarrassed* “So, what was that number again?”
Student #1: “Four. Point. Zero. Three.”
Teacher: *writes ‘4.0,’ then turns around looking sheepish*
Student #1: *sigh* “Three…”
Teacher: *smiling blankly, completes the number*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?