Dogs Are Bad For Your Stealth

| Romantic | October 25, 2012

(My boyfriend has been obsessively playing the new game ‘Dishonored’ ever since it came out. He did the first play-through with me, and let me pick what he did. I opted for the stealthy non-lethal version. One night, after coming home from work, I finish talking to my roommates and head back to our room, but can’t find him anywhere. I then hear him downstairs, telling our roommate’s dog to be quiet.)

Me: “There you are! I was just looking for you!”

Boyfriend: “Ah! She saw me! F9! F9! Reload game!”

(He goes running off into the dark downstairs, followed happily by the dog, who thinks it is a new game.)

Boyfriend: “I almost had you!”

Me: *confused* “What do you mean?”

Boyfriend: “I was going to sneak up on you, and then the dog ruined it!”

(He explains that had heard me come home, snuck behind the railing to hide in the bathroom, grabbed a hairbrush to be his sword, and was about to sneak up behind me when the dog found him.)

Boyfriend: “Stupid dogs and their stupid view-cones!”

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