Doesn’t Wear His Heart On His Sleeve

| Romantic | May 24, 2014

(My boyfriend lost his right arm at the elbow in a car accident several years ago. We’re getting ready to go to his niece’s orchestra concert, and his only dress shirts have long sleeves. He has discovered that he can make the mostly empty right sleeve flop around wildly by thrashing about, and is taking great pleasure in doing so while I’m trying to pin it up out of the way. He ends up slapping me in the face with the sleeve.)

Boyfriend: “Look out, [My Name]! It’s got a taste for flesh now!”

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