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Doesn’t Want His Pound Of Flesh

, , , | Right | May 28, 2021

Customer: “You’re lying to your customers. That sign says there are fifty to sixty prawns in a pound!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, they are. I can show you the box.”

Customer: “They’re too big! You’re telling me sixty of those would make a pound? You’re lying.”

I count out fifteen prawns and weigh them.

Me: “That’s fifteen. It’s about a quarter of a pound. So four of those would be about sixty prawns.”

Customer: “Look, I’m a local. I go fishing. There’s no way there are sixty of those in a pound.”

I count out fifty and throw them on the scale. It’s a little shy of a pound. I put on eight more. It’s now a pound.

Me: “That’s 58. A pound on the dot.”

Customer: “Wow. I could have sworn it wasn’t that much.”

Me: “How much did you want?”

Customer: “Oh, I don’t want any.” *Walks away*

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