Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer: Machine Edition
Customer: “Why does your vending machine not work when I press D3?”
Me: “Sir, there are no credits on the machine.”
Customer: “Yes, I haven’t put the money in yet.”
Me: “You’ll have to put the money in first.”
Customer: “I’m sure that’s not how it works…”
Me: “I assure you that it is.”
Customer: “Can’t I put the money in after? What if I don’t like it?”
Me: “What’s stopping you from walking away with the unpaid-for item if you’ve gotten it without putting the money in?”
Customer: “Well, wouldn’t the machine stop me?”
Me: “It’s a vending machine, not RoboCop.”
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Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
