Doesn’t Understand The Concept(ion), Part 2

| Related | January 19, 2013

(My ex’s new wife has informed me she is pregnant. She asks me to break the news to the teenage son my ex and I have, figuring he might take the news better from me than from her. I’m sitting at the table with him trying to gently break the news.)

Me: “You know how your dad and [new wife] have been trying to have a baby?”

Teenage Son: “Trying? Why, did Dad forget how?”

(It took me about ten minutes of laughing before I could continue the conversation!)

 

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