Doesn’t Understand How Menus Work
(This is a church festival, and food is made fresh on site and kept warm over burners. We have just opened the food tent when an old lady walks up.)
Customer: “Do you work here?”
Me: “Yes. All of us in this shirt are volunteers.”
Customer: “Okay, I will take a grilled cheese, some baked beans, and a coffee.”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but we do not have those items. All of our food items are on that large board over there.”
Customer: “You don’t have those? What kind of place that has food doesn’t have coffee?”
Me: “Sorry for the inconvenience; can I interest you in something off the menu?”
Customer: “Unless you put grilled cheese, baked beans, and coffee on it, I don’t want anything.”