Doesn’t Sea What You Mean

I work at a high-end chain hotel. I had a platinum guest who insisted that I give her the ocean view she had requested. I accidentally blurted out:

Me: “Ocean view?”

Then, I realized she meant water view. The next morning, she came to my desk to complain.

Guest: “You didn’t give me an ocean view, and then when you gave me one, the ocean was so small!”

Considering that we were in Burlington, Vermont, I felt that a room with a view of Lake Champlain was much closer than the 300 miles to the closest ocean!