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Doesn’t Quite Know Your Onions

| Related | March 25, 2016

(I went grocery shopping last night, but was unable to buy onions because the selection was terrible – soft, old, rotting, so I ask my wife, who is taking a vacation day, to buy onions while I’m at work. She is pregnant and can therefore get very scatterbrained.)

Me: *over text message* “Did you buy onions?”

Wife: “No, the onions were horrible.”

Me: “Let me guess. You went to the supermarket. The same supermarket I went to last night. The same supermarket I decided not to buy onions from.”

Wife: “…Yes. I am so stupid.”

Me: “You do this every time!”

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