Doesn’t Quite Know Your Onions
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| March 25, 2016
(I went grocery shopping last night, but was unable to buy onions because the selection was terrible – soft, old, rotting, so I ask my wife, who is taking a vacation day, to buy onions while I’m at work. She is pregnant and can therefore get very scatterbrained.)
Me: *over text message* “Did you buy onions?”
Wife: “No, the onions were horrible.”
Me: “Let me guess. You went to the supermarket. The same supermarket I went to last night. The same supermarket I decided not to buy onions from.”
Wife: “…Yes. I am so stupid.”
Me: “You do this every time!”
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Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
