Doesn’t Quite Follow His Own Stupidity

| Friendly | September 9, 2014

(I’m buying a tablet off Craigslist with my dad. We meet with the seller, and he gets in our car to show us the tablet.)

Me: “The battery’s dead. Mind if we go to our house to check?”

Seller: “All right. I’ll follow you, okay?”

(Before we can say anything, he gets out of our car and goes back to his, leaving the tablet in the car. We are in a Porsche, and he is in a Kia.)

Dad: “We could lose him in six seconds flat. What is that guy thinking?”

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