Doesn’t “Mean” As Much To Them

, , , , , | Working | April 30, 2019

(I am going to the bakery to get my two-year-old a little treat. As I approach, I hear the two employees there talking and giggling.)

Employee #1: “What? How do you not know that one? How do you not know every Mean Girls quote ever?”

Employee #2: “I haven’t seen it.”

Employee #1: “Watch it! It’s the best movie ever!” *turns to me* “Hi, what can I get for you today?”

Me: “Can I please get him—“ *gestures to my son* “—a Fun Bun?” *puts on fake American accent* “Because I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”

Employee #1: *stares at me, blankly* “What?”

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