Doesn’t Like The Direction This Is Going

| Friendly | April 10, 2014

(My friend and I are trying to creep each other out.)

Friend: “I’ll tell you about all the fantasies I’ve had about One Direction… IN DETAIL.”

Me: “That’s great. But I can tell you all about stuff that me and [My Boyfriend] have done.” *I lean in closer* “Actual. True. Occurrences.”

Friend: “… You win.”

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