Doesn’t Like Hot Breakfasts

(Both of us are male. We have a thing where we comment on guys we see on TV or movies. Neither of us feel insecure about this, mostly because we’ll never meet them. My husband is watching a reality TV show.)

Me: “Look at that contestant! He’s hot!”

Husband: “Yeah, but he’s a dummy when he speaks.”

Me: “Meh, its not like I’d make him breakfast in the morning.”