Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About, And Here’s The Proof
Our office has sent a delegation on a week-long business trip. It’s the final night, and we’re getting drinks at the hotel bar. One of the younger guys has been trying to suck up to the boss all week, much to the eyerolling of everyone else.
He’s ordering at the bar, and in an attempt to look cool in front of the boss, he says:
Guy: “I want a martini so dry you could blow the dust off.”
The poor bartender just looks at him, then at the boss, then at me, then at the guy again.
Our boss looks at him and just goes:
Boss: “Do you realize what you just ordered?”
Guy: *Oblivious.* “Yeah, that’s just how I roll.”
He had no clue. The bartender brought him a glass of pure gin that he was forced to slug back.
