Doesn’t Have A Sunny Disposition
(After I explain to her that we can’t just move to Mars or Tatooine when the sun explodes.)
Sister: “So, when the sun blows up, will it blow up the entire galaxy or just a couple of planets?”
Me: “The galaxy has lots of suns. Ours will just take out the solar system.”
Sister: “I’m really worried about surviving the next hundred years.”
Me: “The sun will not blow up in the next hundred years.”
Sister: “But then I’ll be 112 and I’m worried about surviving old age.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?