Doesn’t Have A Nose For It

(Two coworkers and I are talking about the latest wave of colds coming around. Coworker #1 has a very stuffed up nose.)

Coworker #1: “I can’t even breathe through my nose, I’m so stuffed up.”

Coworker #2: “But you can still breathe, right?”

Me: “No, [Coworker #1]’s a zombie right now.”