Doesn’t Go Quite So Well With Jelly
(Sunday morning working in the beer and wine section of a busy supermarket stocking bottles of wine.)
Customer: “Excuse me; can you help me find some peanut grease?”
Me: *a little tired, thinking the customer perhaps meant peanut oil or something* “Peanut grease? I’m not sure if we stock that but if we do it would probably be in the baking aisle.”
Customer: “Baking? I don’t want to cook with it; I want to drink it.”
Me: *nonplussed* “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for something dry but still a little sweet and I read on a website that peanut grease would be a good one to try.”
Me: *the penny drops* “Oh, pinot gris! Yes, we have that right over here…”
(I proceeded to help him pick out a few nice bottles. One of the better customers I’ve dealt with to be honest but I can’t go past that completely brilliant mangling of pronunciation.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.