Doesn’t Give A Truck, Part 6
Vehicle Rental | Right | January 9, 2017
Customer: “Hey, my friend works for [Company I work for]. Can I get a discount?”
Me: “Ah, no, sir. Your friend would have to be the one making the rental.”
Customer: “Well, can you be my friend?”
Me: “That’s not how it works, sir.”
Customer: “No, really, let’s be friends! I’m [Customer]! What’s your name?”
Me: “I’m [My Name], and I think we should get back to—”
Customer: “Now, hold on, what’s your last name?”
Me: “I’m a [Company] employee, sir.”
Customer: “So they don’t have last names at [Company]?”
Me: “Sir, do you want to finish this reservation? I can’t give you a discount.”
Customer: “Well, that’s cold. What kind of friend are you?”
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