Doesn’t Give A Crap Where He Goes
(I’m sitting in my chair when I catch a whiff of something and turn to see my toddler son holding onto the coffee table and grunting.)
Me: “Son, are you pooping… right now?”
Son: “Yeah!” *grunts again* “Nope! All gone!”
Me: *sighs* “Thank you, son.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?