Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 31
(I decide to ask the boyfriend the ‘kill or be killed’ question.)
Me: “If there were a zombie apocalypse, and I got bitten, would you—”
Boyfriend: *zero hesitation* “I would kill you. I would kill you good.”
Me: *hurt at his enthusiasm* “Oh.”
Boyfriend: “Just to stop you moaning and shuffling around the house. You do that too much anyway…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?