Doesn’t Find It Very A-Mew-sing

WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MOVIE SPOILERS FOR “THE NOTEBOOK” AND “THE BEST OF ME.”

(My dad is watching “The Notebook”, and he has never seen it prior. My brother walks up and sees what movie he’s watching.)

Brother: “Oh, The Notebook. It really sucks that they die at the end.”

Dad: “What?! I’ve never seen this movie before!”

Brother: *nervously* “Uh… the cats. They die at the end.”

(Ever since then, we have constantly teased him saying at the end of the movie “the cats die.” Another night  we’re watching “The Best of Me,” and we are casually discussing the movie as it’s playing.)

Mom: *to Dad* “Just letting you know, I would never cheat on you like that. You would be with me at all times.”

Me: “Well, actually you and dad would be the first to fall in love, then dad would go to prison.”

Mom: “[My Name], shut up! Dad hasn’t seen the movie.”

(My dad gives me this glare that would have killed me if I completely spoiled the movie for him.)

Me: “Well, I didn’t COMPLETELY spoil it.”

Mom: “Don’t worry, [Dad], the cats don’t die at the end.”